1. Remove your clothes and place them in the corresponding dirty laundry baskets(white with white, colors with colors)
2. Go to the bathroom wearing your bathrobe. If you meet your husband or boyfriend by the way, cover each part of the visible flesh with a nervous gesture and run to the bathroom.
3. Look in the mirror , and take your belly out so that you can complain and whine because you are taking belly.
4. Go in the shower. Look for the wash cloth for the face, the washcloth for the arms, the Leg wash glove, large sponge and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with the Four-in-One shampoo from Garrison Laboratories with 83 vitamins.
6. Relaunch your hair once with the Four in One shampoo from Garrison Laboratories with 83 vitamins.
7. Use the Jojoba Oil and Beaver Anal Gland Oil from Laboratories. Leave the conditioner for 15 minutes on your hair.
8. Rub your face with a mask made of eggs mixed with apricot puree. Rub for ten minutes or until you get a strong feeling of irritation.
9. Rinse the conditioner (this should take at least 15 minutes to be sure that the hair is rinsed well).
10. Shave your armpits and legs. Do not hesitate to shave “the jersey” but finally opt for a waxing.
11. Shout everything you can , as much as possible when your husband or your boyfriend starts to chase or flushes water somewhere.
12. Shut off shower water, also try to use the best high pressure shower head.
13. Sponge all wet surfaces of the shower. Take a shot of anti-mold spray on the shower tray seals
14. Exit the shower . Dry yourself with a large bath towel as twice France. Wrap your hair in a second bath towel.
15. Inspect any part of your body for a pimple. Attack with nails or tweezers if necessary.
16. Return to the wrapped room in your bathrobe and towel in your hair
17. If you pass by your husband or boyfriend, cover each part of the visible flesh with a nervous gesture and run to the bathroom where you spend an hour and a half dressing up.